A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the boss are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll
give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be
in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world..'
Poof! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.'
Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the boss. The boss
says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
